Little Weirds by Jenny Slate

Author:Jenny Slate
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: None
Publisher: Little, Brown and Company
Published: 2019-05-10T16:00:00+00:00

When my dinner arrived, it was a plate and on the plate were two long, curved, naked hot dogs. The waitress seemed angry to have to give it to me. Although I was not attempting to recreate the soothing normal hot dog situation that I saw with the businesswoman in the airport, I was aware that I was not even close to accomplishing whatever she had accomplished. I was a bit embarrassed of my weiners but I still ate them and they were fine. None of my new friends cared.

When I went farther up into the Arctic Circle with my friend and her sweetheart, we met another friend of theirs. He was tall and had dark hair and I enjoyed talking to him but I could never really look him in the eye for a number of reasons. He made an apple pie, roasted a chicken, drove the car, painted me a picture of a small blue flower, and said my name when calling me over to look at a horse that he knew I was not happy about. He told me lines from a poem that he heard in a dream.

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